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Bathtub convos
Convo 1
Mr. E: So, what are you going to write when you're finished with your ... eww... Ethan/Lindsey?
Me: Umm... (teasingly) Andrew/Anya?
Mr. E: Humpf (expression of displeasure)
Me: Let's Talk About Sex?
Mr. E: (brightens) See, that's what I wanted to hear.
Convo 2
Me: I wonder if I shouldn't revamp my old version of LTAS. Polish it a bit.
Mr. E: Why? It didn't work for George Lucas.
Me: I could make a poll, ask my readers what they think...
Mr. E: Don't forget to include an option that says: "or shall I spend the time on writing many more new installments?"
Convo 3
Me: You know, every time I read a Spander-fic where Xander comes home from work, after 8 hours on the construction site, all sweaty, and Spike greets him with a blowjob my kneejerk reaction is ewww, cause after an 8-hour workday a guy's dick is kinda rank...
Mr. E: Well he could have a shower at the site, before coming home...
Me: You think?
Mr. E: I would, if I knew Spike was waiting at home with a blowjob for me.
I love my husband. Even though he doesn't quite get Ethan's sex-appeal. Oh well. ;-)
Mr. E: So, what are you going to write when you're finished with your ... eww... Ethan/Lindsey?
Me: Umm... (teasingly) Andrew/Anya?
Mr. E: Humpf (expression of displeasure)
Me: Let's Talk About Sex?
Mr. E: (brightens) See, that's what I wanted to hear.
Convo 2
Me: I wonder if I shouldn't revamp my old version of LTAS. Polish it a bit.
Mr. E: Why? It didn't work for George Lucas.
Me: I could make a poll, ask my readers what they think...
Mr. E: Don't forget to include an option that says: "or shall I spend the time on writing many more new installments?"
Convo 3
Me: You know, every time I read a Spander-fic where Xander comes home from work, after 8 hours on the construction site, all sweaty, and Spike greets him with a blowjob my kneejerk reaction is ewww, cause after an 8-hour workday a guy's dick is kinda rank...
Mr. E: Well he could have a shower at the site, before coming home...
Me: You think?
Mr. E: I would, if I knew Spike was waiting at home with a blowjob for me.
I love my husband. Even though he doesn't quite get Ethan's sex-appeal. Oh well. ;-)
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