This is great! It's had us in stitches both at home and at work. It reminds me of a less political one in the same vein.
Right, two very East End geezers sitting in a pub. One says to the other, "I'd luv to be good with the wit and repartee, like what I heard the other day."
"What d'you mean?" Says the other, "What happened?"
"Well, me and my mate, Stan woz at the circus and this clown come up to us and said to me mate, 'Are you the front end of an ass?' He says 'no'. 'Are you the back end of an ass?' 'No.' 'Well you're no end of an ass then aren't you?' and quick as a flash me mate says...'F**k off you red nosed b*****d.'"
Ok so maybe the Bush one is better. Thanks for the giggle.
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Right, two very East End geezers sitting in a pub. One says to the other, "I'd luv to be good with the wit and repartee, like what I heard the other day."
"What d'you mean?" Says the other, "What happened?"
"Well, me and my mate, Stan woz at the circus and this clown come up to us and said to me mate, 'Are you the front end of an ass?' He says 'no'. 'Are you the back end of an ass?' 'No.' 'Well you're no end of an ass then aren't you?' and quick as a flash me mate says...'F**k off you red nosed b*****d.'"
Ok so maybe the Bush one is better. Thanks for the giggle.