Ah, you don't want to be bigamous, you want to be polyandrous!

Polyandry is the having of multiple husbands, a wonderful plan I have entertained before now, though of course, given my recent proclivities, not only do I want one to bring in the money, one to look after the kids, and one to do the housework, I also want them willing and able to shag each other blind while I watch/direct/participate when I feel like it. *g*