Limericks

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The following limericks were written for Things Present - Things Past. Spike was supposed to rhyme a bit when Xander teases him about his past, but the opportunity never came.

The limericks were written by Marcee and myself in a glorious co-production. The fact that they suck is fully intentional.

Oh, and feel free and cordially invited to add your own. :-)

There once was a vamp with a a soul;
who only had one single goal...
to atone for his sins,
we should play violins
Poor poofter, his life is so droll.

So Red is a powerful witch,
although her spells always have a slight glitch...
something always goes wrong,
guess she's just too strong...
or maybe she's simply a bitch.

harris is just like a stray;
he follows you around every day...
Anya's no petal,
guess he had to settle
or maybe the pillock's just gay.