Oh no, I'm not going to rewrite TPTP. No. Definitely not. You will have to be satisfied with the friendship.

B/S/X - pheeeww, that's a tough one. I could see Buffy in a sandwich with Angel and Spike, but Xander? Maybe in a dream sequence or fantasy. I think I'll pass. Sorry. Um...

Give me a chance to write the next chapters of Perdition and TPTP - then I might think about it. But I'm not promising anything.