(There is a brilliant story by Zero that deals with the fact that even Spike has his imperfections and is on some level just a guy)

A title, please - perhaps a link? Now you've got me wanting to read it.

As far as my $.02 goes, I'd like there to be a seminar on the difference between "taut" and "taunt". One does not have a "taunt" belly or thigh muscles - unless those body parts are actively teasing someone with cruel jabs about sensitive subjects.