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Last night I fell asleep on the sofa before 8 pm, while Mr. Estepheia put the kids to bed. At about 11 he checked if I was up to watching 24 - I wasn't. So he coaxed me into my proper bed. Woke up round about 7.30 this morning. Feel surprisingly good. Normally I feel hung-over after 11 hours. My back is killing me, but other than that I feel rested (but guilty because I didn't translate last night).

Found this amusing little 'story' at ffnet. It's a parody on slash: Gay me up.
And this fake error page is quite amusing, too.

Marcee promised to spend some time on TPTP tonight. Yay. Keep your fingers crossed folks.

My Itinerary

My flight to Florida is booked! Yay. Tampa here I come (oh and James, if you cancel again I've had it with you!).

I leave Hannover July 14th and land in Miami Tuesday July 15th, at 9.10 pm. Wow, long flight.
My flight home leaves Orlando on Tuesday July 22nd, at 2.19 pm. I have a brief stop in Miami and then on Wednesday a 6 hour break in Madrid.
Looks like I'll have lunch in Spain. Yay! I just hope I'm allowed off the airport.
Too bad I don't know anyone in Madrid.

Eek!

I came across this little anecdote while cleaning out my email organizer...

Students at the UH Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them:
"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted." The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the ass of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the ass of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second important quality is observation. I sunk the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people!!!"

Mr. Estepheia is so cute...

Mr. Estepheia bought a new ebook, called The multi-orgasmic Couple which I find very thoughtful of him.

QUOTE: If you don't think you have any guilt-feelings about masturbating ask yourself if you would be willing to call out to your partner who had just come home, "Honey, I'm in the bathroom (or bedroom) masturbating. I'll be right out."
Most of us would have no problem informing our partner that we were 'in the bathroom,' the assumption being that were relieving our bladder or our bowels, but god forbid we should be relieving an equally basic bodily urge.

I can't wait to reap the benefits of this lovely piece of education. It looks like a clever book.

Friday Five

I wonder who comes up with these?

1. What was the last song you heard?
Um. I don't remember. I sang "Behind Blue Eyes" for the kids. Does that count?

2. What were the last two movies you saw?
Two Week's Notice (at the cinema) - amusing
From Hell (on DVD) - amazing

3. What were the last three things you purchased?
Several prescriptions for daughter #2 (poor thing)
Toast
Plane ticket to Florida (yay)

(Can't remember the last time I had money for a DVD or CD or book - probably in December)

4. What four things do you need to do this weekend?
Translate
Fold Laundry
Write a letter to my Dad
Have wild monkey sex with Mr. Estepheia (we get to 'park' the kids with friends for a few hours)

5. Who are the last five people you talked to?
Marcee (via IM)
Mr. Estepheia
Narcolepticat (via IM)
A local friend (via phone)
Tina and Toyah (saying good night)