I finally got to watch Alexander. Boy, that's two and a half hours of my life that I'll never get back. That movie managed to be even worse than Troy and that's saying something. The narrative structure was painful, the dialogue dire, the acting stilted, and the music overdone. I hope this ended Oliver Stone's career. Personally, I wouldn't give that man another dollar to make movies. He wouldn't know 'subtle' if it bit him in the ass. As for the open gayness: Yawn. The scenes between Alexander and Hephaistos were wooden and badly written. The costume department did a good job and the sceneries were great, and it was great to see the phalanxes march. Every thing else sucked. And Colin Farrell was awful. Almost as awful as Angelina Jolie. And none of the characters felt like flesh and blood people. Give me Bloom's Paris any day!
*goes off to cleanse brain with something intelligent: an epi of House*
*goes off to cleanse brain with something intelligent: an epi of House*