Firefly drabble for essene:

[estepheia]

Tadaaaa! My first Firefly fic is a slashy Jayne drabble for essene - Happy Birthday, Calla! Okay, it's slightly longer than 100 words and I just couldn't cut it... Oh well. But it's my first Firefly fic. Ever! *Pop* goes my cherry.
*blushes*
Thanks to sangpassionne for suggesting the title.

Real Men Don't
Jayne - slash - PG-13

On the Outer Rim, a boy gets caught oogling another guy's ass, his pa will grab a belt and give him the thrashing of a lifetime. Real men stick it to them girls, not to each other.

You grow up and someone catches you checking out a guy's ass? It's tsai chien - you pack your kit, and board a ship to another moon. Cuz with rumor traveling faster than a horse's hoof, there ain't enough bullets in the gorram Cortex to keep folks from laughin' in yer face.

Serenity ain't the Outer Rim. So maybe one of these days someone might just catch Jayne Cobb take an eyeful.

Comments

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

I like this backstory drabble. Keep writing!

[estepheia.livejournal.com]

You like? Oh yay! *bounce bounce*

[surexit.livejournal.com]

Oh, I loved that. :)

[estepheia.livejournal.com]

Thank you. *smiles happily*

[brwnsugar.livejournal.com]

Was it as good as you thought it would be? *g* Being your first time and all. I'm twelve, I know.

I loved it. Will you be writing more?

I simply adore Jayne with his gruffness and the sleeping with Vera and the running to his bunk when he needs a little alone time. My type of guy! Although if he asked Simon nicely, I'm sure something could be arranged! Hee!

Lovely work.

Heee.

[estepheia.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. *smiles, blows ring of smoke in the air*
Thank you. *sticks out chest*
Will I be writing more? Probably not, because the other characters are really hard and dialect doesn't make it easier. But then again one never knows when the plot bug bites.
Jayne is pretty tempting.

[essene.livejournal.com]

Squuueee!!! You popped your cherry for me! It's cute and funny. And subversive. So Jayne.

I still can't believe that english is your second language. You continually astonish me.

THANK YOU!!!

[estepheia.livejournal.com]

Oops, forgot to answer this. Thank you, Calla.
Heee. I went and checked your LJ pics to look for a pairing I could write for you and all the Jayne pics suggested, well, Jayne. :-)
I'm glad you like it.
You're always such a friendly person, I love reading your comments and having you around. :-)

[twistingflame.livejournal.com]

*smootch*

Love the voice. It's very Jayne.

*snuggles good Firefly fic*

Ah, but who's he oogling?

[estepheia.livejournal.com]

Thank you, dear. :-)
Who is he oogling? The shiny doctor of course. :-)

[twistingflame.livejournal.com]

Ah, good. Cause that's the prettiest. Not that I would mind Mal getting in on the action, of course.

[llaras.livejournal.com]

Shiny! And yay for your cherry being popped! Looking forward to more. :-)

[estepheia.livejournal.com]

Heee. Thank you.
I plan on writing original stuff next, but one never knows when the muse feels kiss-y. :-)