Firefly drabble for essene:
Jan. 20th, 2004 11:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Tadaaaa! My first Firefly fic is a slashy Jayne drabble for
essene - Happy Birthday, Calla! Okay, it's slightly longer than 100 words and I just couldn't cut it... Oh well. But it's my first Firefly fic. Ever! *Pop* goes my cherry.
*blushes*
Thanks to
sangpassionne for suggesting the title.
Real Men Don't
Jayne - slash - PG-13
On the Outer Rim, a boy gets caught oogling another guy's ass, his pa will grab a belt and give him the thrashing of a lifetime. Real men stick it to them girls, not to each other.
You grow up and someone catches you checking out a guy's ass? It's tsai chien - you pack your kit, and board a ship to another moon. Cuz with rumor traveling faster than a horse's hoof, there ain't enough bullets in the gorram Cortex to keep folks from laughin' in yer face.
Serenity ain't the Outer Rim. So maybe one of these days someone might just catch Jayne Cobb take an eyeful.
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Real Men Don't
Jayne - slash - PG-13
On the Outer Rim, a boy gets caught oogling another guy's ass, his pa will grab a belt and give him the thrashing of a lifetime. Real men stick it to them girls, not to each other.
You grow up and someone catches you checking out a guy's ass? It's tsai chien - you pack your kit, and board a ship to another moon. Cuz with rumor traveling faster than a horse's hoof, there ain't enough bullets in the gorram Cortex to keep folks from laughin' in yer face.
Serenity ain't the Outer Rim. So maybe one of these days someone might just catch Jayne Cobb take an eyeful.
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Date: 2004-01-24 10:41 pm (UTC)Heee. I went and checked your LJ pics to look for a pairing I could write for you and all the Jayne pics suggested, well, Jayne. :-)
I'm glad you like it.
You're always such a friendly person, I love reading your comments and having you around. :-)