Bathtub convos
Oct. 11th, 2004 01:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Convo 1
Mr. E: So, what are you going to write when you're finished with your ... eww... Ethan/Lindsey?
Me: Umm... (teasingly) Andrew/Anya?
Mr. E: Humpf (expression of displeasure)
Me: Let's Talk About Sex?
Mr. E: (brightens) See, that's what I wanted to hear.
Convo 2
Me: I wonder if I shouldn't revamp my old version of LTAS. Polish it a bit.
Mr. E: Why? It didn't work for George Lucas.
Me: I could make a poll, ask my readers what they think...
Mr. E: Don't forget to include an option that says: "or shall I spend the time on writing many more new installments?"
Convo 3
Me: You know, every time I read a Spander-fic where Xander comes home from work, after 8 hours on the construction site, all sweaty, and Spike greets him with a blowjob my kneejerk reaction is ewww, cause after an 8-hour workday a guy's dick is kinda rank...
Mr. E: Well he could have a shower at the site, before coming home...
Me: You think?
Mr. E: I would, if I knew Spike was waiting at home with a blowjob for me.
I love my husband. Even though he doesn't quite get Ethan's sex-appeal. Oh well. ;-)
Mr. E: So, what are you going to write when you're finished with your ... eww... Ethan/Lindsey?
Me: Umm... (teasingly) Andrew/Anya?
Mr. E: Humpf (expression of displeasure)
Me: Let's Talk About Sex?
Mr. E: (brightens) See, that's what I wanted to hear.
Convo 2
Me: I wonder if I shouldn't revamp my old version of LTAS. Polish it a bit.
Mr. E: Why? It didn't work for George Lucas.
Me: I could make a poll, ask my readers what they think...
Mr. E: Don't forget to include an option that says: "or shall I spend the time on writing many more new installments?"
Convo 3
Me: You know, every time I read a Spander-fic where Xander comes home from work, after 8 hours on the construction site, all sweaty, and Spike greets him with a blowjob my kneejerk reaction is ewww, cause after an 8-hour workday a guy's dick is kinda rank...
Mr. E: Well he could have a shower at the site, before coming home...
Me: You think?
Mr. E: I would, if I knew Spike was waiting at home with a blowjob for me.
I love my husband. Even though he doesn't quite get Ethan's sex-appeal. Oh well. ;-)
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Date: 2004-10-10 04:30 pm (UTC)LMAO!
Everyone's hubby should say things like that.
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Date: 2004-10-10 04:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-10-10 05:16 pm (UTC)Your Mr. E is one in a million.
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Date: 2004-10-10 05:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-10-10 05:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-10-10 05:47 pm (UTC)Your hubby is the coolest ever. ^_^
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Date: 2004-10-10 06:13 pm (UTC)Mr. E: (brightens) See, that's what I wanted to hear.
Mr. E. and I want the same thing -- fantastic!! ::huge grin:: I totally understand wanting to finish Dealing first -- but I'm delighted to hear that you might be close to tackling LTAS again.
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Date: 2004-10-10 07:23 pm (UTC)Me: You think?
Mr. E: I would, if I knew Spike was waiting at home with a blowjob for me.
ranks as one. adorable. and sexy. husband.
He's clearly a treasure. Congratulations on snagging him! (You know, the first time I typed this out, I typed, "shagging", then realized I'd done the typing equivalent of a Freudian slip. I wasn't going to share, then I thought, "nah; E's shared that Mr. E would be happy to get a happy from Spike, so...she'll appreciate the finger slippage.)
Thank you. *beams*
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Date: 2004-10-11 11:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-10-12 05:20 pm (UTC)Men often don't get sex appeal that isn't visually generated. Ethan seems to be more a case of how his personality meshes with others. In some ways his sex appeal is generated by how he acts with others. Unlike JM who just makes anyone he is on screen with look better. He could be doing a monologue to a door and some would be wondering how bad getting splinters in certain places could possible be.
Nope, I don't mind
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