Hmm. Can Xander watch Buffy and Spike... and get caught? And, oh, I don't know... be asked to join? He can refuse... at first. But then the thought of Spike's... parts... drives him insane. Or drunk. Oh! The three of them can get deliciously drunk. I don't care how it happens... I'll even take some cheesy mystical reason. Buffy can go to the bathroom or something, and when she gets back, Xander and Spike are making out heavily. She can sit back and watch, I don't care. Spike can expertly bring Xander off until he's unconscious, and Buffy is extremely hot and bothered by this time (who wouldn't be?) and then she and Spike have sex for several hours. They all pass out in a big pile of nakedness. What happens next? Only time will tell. (hopefully there is much penetration involved... for all parties)
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Date: 2003-03-11 10:15 am (UTC)I'm such a huge perv. :-D