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[estepheia]

Wanna buy two littled girls aged 3 and 6?

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Why?

[blondegirlchris.livejournal.com]

Don't wanna buy, but why do you want to sell?

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

Wanna trade the 6 year old for a 2 1/2 year old boy? Still in diapers... c'mon, you know you wanna.

[carolyn-claire.livejournal.com]

Want to rent them out, cheap? Then I can have something to point to when my two teenaged girls are acting like 3 and 6 year olds and say, "There! THAT'S what you're like!" *eg*

[caille.livejournal.com]

Ooh, send 'em to me! We'll run around, put on makeup, look at all the wildflowers, bake things, have sequential hissy fits...and in two weeks, after you've rested (except for having written a whole novel), I'll ship them back. Tears and laughter and lots of yummy hugs. Possibly a promise from your girls: "Mommy, mommy! We'll be good! Please don't send us back to That Lady. She's nice, but mom, she's weird!"

[firehorse.livejournal.com]

No, but I'll trade-I've got two boys, 10 and 12. A change is as good as a rest, they say.

[lordshiva.livejournal.com]

My son is eighteen. There are other problems. But on the upside... he's generally not whining, crying, screaming, fighting, lying, running around with sharp objects that I have no idea wear he got them, making guns out of Duplo-lego because I won't buy him any toy guns, bending Barbie in half and turning *her* into a gun (you hold her aroungd the torso boob part and the bullets shoot out of her legs apparently), laughing hysterically at fart jokes ...sigh...

I miss the little bugger:-)