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*sigh* Nobody seems to be writing. Fanfic seems to have dried up. I know, it's still NaNoWriMo, for those who are still working on it (not me, alas), but still. Shouldn't there at least be a little bit of porn to be had in LJ land? Preferably S/X? In fact, I'm under the impression that S/X is a sinking ship.

Please please please, could someone write a nice post-Destiny S/X fic?

Date: 2003-11-21 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmonyfb.livejournal.com
could someone write a nice post-Destiny S/X fic?


::ahem:: This is as close to S/X as I get, babe.

***

"Nice to talk to you, too, Harris." Spike slammed the phone back into its cradle. "Wanker. Thinks he bloody owns her; always has done. Don't know when he's going to wake up to the fact that she doesn't want him."

"Wouldn't give you her new number?" Angel asked, smugly.

"Yeah. As if there's not other ways to reach her." A slow idea dawned on him. "Hey, mate, I bet if you called..."

"Not a chance. You'll just have to do your own detective work." Angel grinned, leaning back in his chair. "Anyway, did you ever think that maybe Xander was jealous of you, not her?"

Spike boggled, then shuddered. "Shut your gob."

"I'm just sayin', he always did have kind of over the top reactions to both of us. And you lived with him for what, months? Can't tell me it never crossed your mind."

"We're not having this discussion." Spike looked at the blood congealing in his cup. "Now you've put me right off my meal."

He got up, started to stalk away. Something stopped him, and he turned thoughtfully toward Angel. "You really think...?"

Try, try, try again. The line was picked up on the second ring. In dulcet tones, he said, "Xander? Don't hang up, pet - just thought I'd call back and apologize for my tone, before. It's been a while since we had a decent chat..." Over his shoulder, Spike gave the thumbs up.

Angel smiled. He was always right.

Date: 2003-11-21 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estepheia.livejournal.com
Mwaaahhaaaaaa!
*grabs Harmony and gives her a big fat kiss on the nose and whirls her around*

Thank you very much. ROFLMAO.

Date: 2003-11-21 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmonyfb.livejournal.com
Does that make your evening a little brighter? :)

Date: 2003-11-21 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myska-x.livejournal.com
well you most certainly brightened mine :D
thanks for that!!

Date: 2003-11-21 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estepheia.livejournal.com
Does that make your evening a little brighter? :)

Totally! :-)
*smooch*

Date: 2003-11-21 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janedavitt.livejournal.com
Nice to start the morning laughing ::grin:: Liked it. A new genre; non-slash slash. ;-)

Date: 2003-11-21 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmonyfb.livejournal.com
A new genre; non-slash slash. ;-)


::snort:: In my head, this is titled, "Watch Spike Manipulate Xander".

Date: 2003-11-21 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfgirl.livejournal.com
::giggle::

::snort::

Love it!

Date: 2003-11-21 05:09 am (UTC)
ext_1720: two kittens with a heart between them (pack!Xander - _green_)
From: [identity profile] ladycat777.livejournal.com
Awwww, that's adorable!

Date: 2003-11-21 05:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2003-11-21 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anniesj.livejournal.com
BWAH! God, I wish you would actually go ahead and write full-fledged Spander, because DAMN, you've got the tone for it. That was hilarious and wonderful, and it made me grin in these wee small hours of the morning. :)

And [livejournal.com profile] estepheia, if it helps, I've been writing -- I'm up to page 51 on a Spike/Xander epic. OUR SHIP IS NOT DEAD! It will never die! OTP!

::is lame::

Date: 2003-11-21 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yin-again.livejournal.com
page 51 on a Spike/Xander epic

::dies happy, loves you::

Date: 2003-11-21 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmonyfb.livejournal.com
BWAH! God, I wish you would actually go ahead and write full-fledged Spander, because DAMN, you've got the tone for it.

Never. Happen. Unless, of course, I have Spike go evil and kill Xander deaddeaddead. Oh, wait, I already did that. Never mind. ;)

Date: 2003-11-21 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myska-x.livejournal.com
but... but... *points at icon*

Date: 2003-11-21 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estepheia.livejournal.com
'if it helps' she asks. Course it helps, silly. *bounce bounce bounce*

Date: 2003-11-21 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yin-again.livejournal.com
Harm - you're treading dangerous ground here, girl. A couple more forays into non-slash slash, and before you know it, you'll be writing a S/X blowjob scene that'll melt the paint off the walls.

::waits patiently for that day to come::

::giggles at own pun, 'cause it's early::

Date: 2003-11-21 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmonyfb.livejournal.com
::waits patiently for that day to come::

I wouldn't be waiting up nights, if you get my drift. Just go re-read my April Fool's story. And shudder at what could have been.

Date: 2003-11-21 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yin-again.livejournal.com
Just go re-read my April Fool's story

Reasons you are evil:

1. April Fool
2. Riley?!? Fuckin' Riley. You write something hot and slashy and it has the freakin' Farmer in the Dell in it. Sheesh.
3. You just are.

::shakes head::

Riley.

Date: 2003-11-21 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmonyfb.livejournal.com
Riley.

Heh.

Date: 2003-11-21 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carolyn-claire.livejournal.com
Aw, lookit you. I nearly missed this, you evil thing. Tease. Evil tease thing. :) You dangle a little and then run away just to make the rest of us look bad, don't you? *g*

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