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Shouldn't that be 'Hear, hear'?
I thought it's what the back benchers at the House of Parliament used to say when supporting a spaker. :-)

Yeah, I'd take *any* decent Spander porn too. Damn, I miss Annie's and eliade's writing.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy S/A like the next girl, but I still want more S/X as well. *sigh*

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snoopygirll.livejournal.com

Doh, yes - h.e.a.r. - I can't spell. :)

Yeah, I'd take *any* decent Spander porn too. Damn, I miss Annie's and eliade's writing

Oh yeah, although wiseacress has a yummy one going at the moment and have you read Xanpet by Seige. It's a WIP but it's just gorgeous - you probably have, everyone else knew about it, except me, and all I read is Spander so how did that happen? *grumbles*

I hope you get the urge to write Spander again soon too. *looks hopeful*

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy S/A like the next girl

See I don't like Angel and I don't know what's going to happen to me when A/S fic takes over and Spander dries up. :(

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::cries along with you::

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I don't know that it's a sinking ship, but since Spike is on the air and Xander isn't there isn't much to stimulate people's imaginations these days. Too, too bad.

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could someone write a nice post-Destiny S/X fic?

::ahem:: This is as close to S/X as I get, babe.

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"Nice to talk to you, too, Harris." Spike slammed the phone back into its cradle. "Wanker. Thinks he bloody owns her; always has done. Don't know when he's going to wake up to the fact that she doesn't want him."

"Wouldn't give you her new number?" Angel asked, smugly.

"Yeah. As if there's not other ways to reach her." A slow idea dawned on him. "Hey, mate, I bet if you called..."

"Not a chance. You'll just have to do your own detective work." Angel grinned, leaning back in his chair. "Anyway, did you ever think that maybe Xander was jealous of you, not her?"

Spike boggled, then shuddered. "Shut your gob."

"I'm just sayin', he always did have kind of over the top reactions to both of us. And you lived with him for what, months? Can't tell me it never crossed your mind."

"We're not having this discussion." Spike looked at the blood congealing in his cup. "Now you've put me right off my meal."

He got up, started to stalk away. Something stopped him, and he turned thoughtfully toward Angel. "You really think...?"

Try, try, try again. The line was picked up on the second ring. In dulcet tones, he said, "Xander? Don't hang up, pet - just thought I'd call back and apologize for my tone, before. It's been a while since we had a decent chat..." Over his shoulder, Spike gave the thumbs up.

Angel smiled. He was always right.

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Mwaaahhaaaaaa!
*grabs Harmony and gives her a big fat kiss on the nose and whirls her around*

Thank you very much. ROFLMAO.

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Does that make your evening a little brighter? :)

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well you most certainly brightened mine :D
thanks for that!!

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Does that make your evening a little brighter? :)

Totally! :-)
*smooch*

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janedavitt.livejournal.com

Nice to start the morning laughing ::grin:: Liked it. A new genre; non-slash slash. ;-)

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A new genre; non-slash slash. ;-)

::snort:: In my head, this is titled, "Watch Spike Manipulate Xander".

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elfgirl.livejournal.com

::giggle::

::snort::

Love it!

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ladycat777.livejournal.com

Awwww, that's adorable!

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flaming-muse.livejournal.com

LOL!

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anniesj.livejournal.com

BWAH! God, I wish you would actually go ahead and write full-fledged Spander, because DAMN, you've got the tone for it. That was hilarious and wonderful, and it made me grin in these wee small hours of the morning. :)

And

estepheia, if it helps, I've been writing -- I'm up to page 51 on a Spike/Xander epic. OUR SHIP IS NOT DEAD! It will never die! OTP!

::is lame::

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yin-again.livejournal.com

page 51 on a Spike/Xander epic

::dies happy, loves you::

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BWAH! God, I wish you would actually go ahead and write full-fledged Spander, because DAMN, you've got the tone for it.

Never. Happen. Unless, of course, I have Spike go evil and kill Xander deaddeaddead. Oh, wait, I already did that. Never mind. ;)

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but... but... *points at icon*

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'if it helps' she asks. Course it helps, silly. *bounce bounce bounce*

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yin-again.livejournal.com

Harm - you're treading dangerous ground here, girl. A couple more forays into non-slash slash, and before you know it, you'll be writing a S/X blowjob scene that'll melt the paint off the walls.

::waits patiently for that day to come::

::giggles at own pun, 'cause it's early::

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::waits patiently for that day to come::

I wouldn't be waiting up nights, if you get my drift. Just go re-read my April Fool's story. And shudder at what could have been.

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yin-again.livejournal.com

Just go re-read my April Fool's story

Reasons you are evil:

1. April Fool
2. Riley?!? Fuckin' Riley. You write something hot and slashy and it has the freakin' Farmer in the Dell in it. Sheesh.
3. You just are.

::shakes head::

Riley.

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Riley.

Heh.

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Aw, lookit you. I nearly missed this, you evil thing. Tease. Evil tease thing. :) You dangle a little and then run away just to make the rest of us look bad, don't you? *g*

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flaming-muse.livejournal.com

If it's any consolation, I'll be posting a new chapter of "Nothing" today.

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Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Is it porny? Is it? Is it? *bounce bounce bounce*

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flaming-muse.livejournal.com

I think that you'll enjoy it. ;)

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Shouldn't there at least be a little bit of porn to be had in LJ land? Preferably S/X?
erm... shameless self promoting but.. have you read 'it only hurts when I'm breathing?' on the list? not all that much porn but S/X :D

*shrug*
just saying...

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On the list? Where is that? ;-)
I must admit, I got so tired of wading through crap in the various lists I'm on, I haven't visited them in ages...
Will check it out later.
*sigh*
Soon I'll have to bathe the kids, wash their hair, make dinner, tidy up....
No more time to read. And my afternoon was full of distractions. *whine*
But thanks. :-)

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On the list? Where is that? ;-)
*lol* sorry, when I talk about the list I always talk about nummytreats cause I gave up on all the others... too much crap, too little time :-/

Will check it out later.
if you really wanna read it I'd rather send you the text file cause I change *SO* much after sending it out *nibbles lip*

Soon I'll have to bathe the kids, wash their hair, make dinner, tidy up....
*lol* then why are you complaining, silly? *licks you*
go, do house stuff! who knows.. maybe there's smut here, afterwards :D
*points at icon*

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Why am I complaining? I was complaining earlier today, when I had nothing to do and wanted porn. *Now* I haven't got the time for it. :-(

Well, the kids' movie is almost finished...
But until it is I'll write some more Spangel.

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oh... I'm just late, huh? *lol* sorry *gg* girl HAS to work sometimes :-p

But until it is I'll write some more Spangel.
bäh!

*pouts*
*points at icon*

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silverjaime.livejournal.com

C'mon guys - no sinking of the S/X ship...I love it too much! Wow - 51 pages Annie - when'll we see it? And flaming muse is the reason I love Fridays even more - 'Nothing' today?? Yippee!

But have to agree, Steph - not somany fics out there lately - and i really REALLY miss them - though loving S/A at the same time. Won't someone do a post-Destiny Spander?? Pretty please??

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I get the feeling Spander is becoming passe, too. Very sad.

What would make a good post-Destiny S/X, IYO? What would you like to see?

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A good post-Destiny S/X would involve both getting plastered in a kind of wake for those who didn't make it, talking nicely about Anya, Spike bitching about Angel and of course enquiring about Buffy, Dawn, and Willow (doesn't have to be written in detail, but we should know that Spike cares - something he hasn't shown on the show, which I find neglectful) - generally they'd catch up, feel like veterans who survived the war and there'd be a sense of putting things to rest.

Spike would still be very touchy feely, because he enjoys the fact that he can touch and eat and drink.

Doesn't have to lead to slash. I'd be perfectly happy with a buddy fic that has a light slashy subtext. :-)

Does your question mean you want to write one?
*makes puppy eyes*
*keeps fingers crossed*

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All good ideas, yes. I've missed Spike's overt interest in what's happened to everyone, too, beyond his questions about Buffy. I like to pretend those conversations happened off-screen. :)

Spike would still be very touchy feely, because he enjoys the fact that he can touch and eat and drink.

And the thing with Harmony didn't at all well. *g*

Doesn't have to lead to slash. I'd be perfectly happy with a buddy fic that has a light slashy subtext. :-)

Seriously? ::head tilt:: That's interesting. Is it what you would prefer?

Does your question mean you want to write one?

You have me thinking about it, yes. :) Especially since I could really use a bit of direction, right now. And it's the weekend. And the play is ending! And there's not nearly enough S/X happening lately.

*makes puppy eyes* *keeps fingers crossed*

Now do it the other way--I want to see how crossed eyes and puppy fingers look. *g*

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Oh I'd love it if you were to write a S/X story!!!!
And slash? Always of the good, but I'm getting a bit sick of the 'let's get them to shag in under 1000 words' fics. I'd love to read a story where Xander comes to W&H because he has a legal problem and finds Spike alive. Where they bond slowly. Slash could be at the end, yeah, but not rushed. I'd like to savor it. I'm not for instant gratification at the moment. :-)

So, if it's supposed to be a short one, I'd be happy with just a little bonding that's actually plausible. :-)

pleasepleaseplease write one!

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Oh I'd love it if you were to write a S/X story!!!!

Well, sure. I mean, I've done it before, right? *g* Though, it's probably about time for me to branch out, some. ::frowns at fics:: Or, not. *g*

I'm getting a bit sick of the 'let's get them to shag in under 1000 words' fics.

I hear you. I'm bored with PWPs, too. I want meat, MEAT! (Also, literally--I'm getting hungry. ::gazes longingly at kitchen::)

I'd love to read a story where Xander comes to W&H because he has a legal problem and finds Spike alive.

I was thinking he might go there because he'd heard Spike was alive--through channels, not through Angel (which would piss him off some.) Or, maybe as part of the slayer recruitment and training program, he's dropping in on the LA gang for some sort of help/input/info, and he sees Spike. Dunno. Should he know before he arrives, or not? ::thinks::

So, if it's supposed to be a short one, I'd be happy with just a little bonding that's actually plausible. :-)

See, I'm thinking short, but I'm getting all these ideas for longer stories bunnied at me. But I could do short with this too, maybe. Hmmmm.

pleasepleaseplease write one!

Show me those puppy fingers! *g* I'll play with it today.

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What do puppy fingers look like? Maybe if I wag my non-existent tail?

I'd love this to be loooooong, but if short, then not forced smut, please. And yeah, I suspect Xander (and everybody else) would be pretty pissed at finding out that nobody felt it necessary to tell them that Spike's back.

*bounce bounce*

Oh please cheer me up, I managed to get into a kerfuffle and need all the cheer I can get!

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*g* Then I'll write it for you, but I won't have it done tonight, you understand. Got a play and a party to go to, but then, in the dark of the night, when everyone's gone to bed, I'll have some fun with it. I know it would be more cheering for you if I could do it all tonight, but maybe knowing it's coming will give you some happy? ::patting you::

Tell you what--you think of some more things you really want to see in this, email me, and I'll see about working them in. Would that be happy-making? :)

Opinions are GOOD things. *g*

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