I am stupid.

[estepheia]

I suck.
Does anybody know where I can buy myself a better memory?
I was asked to organize the extra finances for excursions and such of Toyah's kindergarten group, and for some reason nothing adds up and I can't remember any details. Why oh why did I accept that job? Memo to self: never ever accept honorary posts that require book keeping.
*bangs head against desk, repeatedly*
I can't discipline my brain to remember things. I have no memory for real people, prices, RL events. I live in a blurry haze. I envy people who are able to recognize their neighbors when they meet them at the grocers or who remember whether their wrist surgery was 7 years ago or 10. *bangs head against desk*

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[estepheia.livejournal.com]

sex toys? As b-day gift? Gotta say that's kinda... well... unusual. :-)
If I had to pick some for a friend.... guess I wouldn't know what to give her. LOL.

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[jack-pride.livejournal.com]

There're good reasons we're best friends. For one thing, I set her up with my exboyfriend. There was then a threesome (at her initiative) with both of them.

They're now married with a baby, but when I was home at Christmas the baby was only a month old and my friend was feeling guilty for not being interested in sex. Her suggestion was to rent a hotel room and she would watch while her husband and I fucked. Now, that didn't actually come to pass (though she was dead serious), but there *was* a group lingerie shopping trip where she asked him to come into my change-room and tell me that I looked sexy, to encourage me to buy the outfit.

It occurs to me that most people would not encourage their husband to tell the ex she looks sexy. But then, she also wanted me to get "spanky pants" so she could spank me.

Yeah, there are good reasons we're best friends. And I could have sent nothing for her birthday and she wouldn't have been upset.

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[estepheia.livejournal.com]

I'd say TMI - except, I find this glimpse into your friendship fascinating. For some reason *our* friends give off more uh conventional vibes. They are more or less aware of the fact that I write porn but, well, I think they probably think I'm a bit nuts.

Babies... yeah, they fuck with your hormones. I couldn't stand sex and hubby and I were abstinent for aaaaages. Then, two bouts of rumpy pumpy and I was pregnant again.
I blame (or rather thank) Madpoetess and Chocolatey Goodness for reviving our marriage. Reading hot boy porn got me interested again and also made me more adventurous.
These days I (probably) wouldn't say no to a nice threesome if I liked the third person. *blush*
So, you gave me TMI and I returned the favor with TMI of my own. *giggle*

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[jack-pride.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, that silly TMI thing. ;) I kinda consider my entire journal TMI-land, 'cause I don't really bother to keep things private.

I'm pretty much like that with all my good friends though - I mean, there were a bunch of us for the lingerie shopping, and I ended up buying lingerie for two other friends. ::shrug:: I've also been known to take nervous friends to get birth control prescriptions, download porn for a friend, and go sex-toy shopping with friends. My friend minkyleigh has dedicated the future loss of her virginity to me (it's not a secret; it's in the journal).

Everybody needs at least one friend they can talk about sex with, don't you think?

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[estepheia.livejournal.com]

I find you utterly refreshing. Thank you. :-D

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[jack-pride.livejournal.com]

That's such a wonderful compliment. Thank *you*.



Though really I just like to talk about sex. ;)

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[estepheia.livejournal.com]

Though really I just like to talk about sex. ;)
Me too. *giggle*

And food. And James.
So, I'm not a one-note person, I have at least three. :-D

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[astarte99.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty much like that with all my good friends though - I mean, there were a bunch of us for the lingerie shopping, and I ended up buying lingerie for two other friends. ::shrug:: I've also been known to take nervous friends to get birth control prescriptions, download porn for a friend, and go sex-toy shopping with friends. My friend minkyleigh has dedicated the future loss of her virginity to me (it's not a secret; it's in the journal).

-Ok, first off: so jealous about the dedication of the future loss of virginity. This is the sort of thing that I aspire to.

Everybody needs at least one friend they can talk about sex with, don't you think?

-Secondly, this is making me all nostalgic. In days gone by, I was always the person that everyone came to with any and all sex questions or if they needed someone to go with them to buy x taboo thing or go to a strip club or something. But since I left college, it seems that everyone that I know/meet is suddenly a prude. No one talks about sex anymore (or they appologize profusely about it and speak in veiled sentences). And I just realized that their self-censoring is beginning to effect me. Damn it. Thanks for the reality check.

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[jack-pride.livejournal.com]

I'm exceptionally amused that the word "reality" can in any way be applied to me. ;)

so jealous about the dedication of the future loss of virginity

As well you should be.

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[luvs-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the world of TMI. The telling makes you free. Really.

Hell I tell all the time (she says like that's a good thing).

:D

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[estepheia.livejournal.com]

LOL. *smooch*

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[jack-pride.livejournal.com]

Well, the gifts arrived, and this was the email I got in response:

You did it again, you melted my heart, I miss you so much...you brought tears to my eyes...I can't wait for you to get home.

Tell your friends you love them with a vibrating rubber duckie... ;)

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[estepheia.livejournal.com]

LOL. Rubber duckie? LOL.

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[jack-pride.livejournal.com]

Rubber Duckie, you're the one!

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